at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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