I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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