I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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