For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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