Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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