Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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