Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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