what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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