Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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