i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
someone owes me an orgasm
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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