I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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