do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have fence marks all over my body
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
