Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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