She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
PANTIES FOUND
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