Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
