lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
