Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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