when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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