oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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