remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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