Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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