you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize