So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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