he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
tell me about the fingering
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