I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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