may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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