he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I won't apologize to a one balled man
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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