I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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