She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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