It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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