The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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