My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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