How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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