Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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