i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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