I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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