At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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