My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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