she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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