I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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