I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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