I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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