Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I am spending my child support on dildos
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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