And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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