no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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