just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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