are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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