I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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