i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Randomize
