he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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