this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
operation have a gay friend backfired
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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