dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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