8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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