Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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