The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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