if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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