Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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